crap i wrote

my bad? nope, yours.
<< 2005-06-25 - 6:22 p.m. >>

So, I started reading everyone else's weblogs and diaries and shit and came to the following conclusions: People whine WAY too much and when they're not doing that they're fishing for compliments.

Now then, I know that it's technically a "diary" and you're supposed to be able to express what ya want, but JFC people, quit it.

I came up with the idea of writing really nice and terrific entries and decided that after everyone read mine (or the 3 people that read mine) finished they'd feel good inside.

Then I changed my mind and decided to mark down a list of things that instantaneously piss me off.

Enjoy.
(I hope this makes you feel good inside!)

1. People who don't like all foods, or at least enough food to where no one can tell that there's actually something you don't like. Like me, I don't like tapioca, but it doesn't come up that often. Just don't fuckin pick at your food because the potatoes are whipped instead of mashed.

2. When people talk themselves down so that others HAVE to compliment them. You're all fucking fine. And if I still talk to you, you can't be that bad.

3. Country music. I like Patsy and Willie and JC and even Hank. I hate Shania and... well I don't know any others off hand, but ick.

4. People who talk about drinking sooo much that you know that only one beer knocks them on your ass. So what if that's the case? Be proud, you're a cheap date.

5. If you're under 25 and married, I hate you (save my Ab), not b/c I'm jealous, but because I can't believe anyone's that retarded.

6. Same as number 5 only substitute "married" with "have kids" or "pregnant" and "Ab" for "Stel"

7. Anyone who started watching Conan after post Andy and thinks it's this new thing. No, you did NOT discover him, he's always been here and has always been awesome.

8. If you think that people want to read that crappy poem you made up 5 seconds ago, you're wrong. Write it down on paper and squirrel it away somewhere. Maybe when you die or become Jewel, then people will care.

9. Kids ages 7 to 18 for girls and 7 to 16 for boys.

10. Fucking yellow Lance Armstrong bracelets and all the other gay one's that arrived shortly thereafter.

11. This <3 is not a heart. Please quit using it.

12. "A" and "LOT" are two separate words, bitches. Type them as such.

Ok, my strength has been sapped. More to come later fer sher.

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	new older profile rings book aim notes image design dl		my bad? nope, yours. << 2005-06-25 - 6:22 p.m. >> So, I started reading everyone else's weblogs and diaries and shit and came to the following conclusions: People whine WAY too much and when they're not doing that they're fishing for compliments. Now then, I know that it's technically a "diary" and you're supposed to be able to express what ya want, but JFC people, quit it. I came up with the idea of writing really nice and terrific entries and decided that after everyone read mine (or the 3 people that read mine) finished they'd feel good inside. Then I changed my mind and decided to mark down a list of things that instantaneously piss me off. Enjoy. (I hope this makes you feel good inside!) 1. People who don't like all foods, or at least enough food to where no one can tell that there's actually something you don't like. Like me, I don't like tapioca, but it doesn't come up that often. Just don't fuckin pick at your food because the potatoes are whipped instead of mashed. 2. When people talk themselves down so that others HAVE to compliment them. You're all fucking fine. And if I still talk to you, you can't be that bad. 3. Country music. I like Patsy and Willie and JC and even Hank. I hate Shania and... well I don't know any others off hand, but ick. 4. People who talk about drinking sooo much that you know that only one beer knocks them on your ass. So what if that's the case? Be proud, you're a cheap date. 5. If you're under 25 and married, I hate you (save my Ab), not b/c I'm jealous, but because I can't believe anyone's that retarded. 6. Same as number 5 only substitute "married" with "have kids" or "pregnant" and "Ab" for "Stel" 7. Anyone who started watching Conan after post Andy and thinks it's this new thing. No, you did NOT discover him, he's always been here and has always been awesome. 8. If you think that people want to read that crappy poem you made up 5 seconds ago, you're wrong. Write it down on paper and squirrel it away somewhere. Maybe when you die or become Jewel, then people will care. 9. Kids ages 7 to 18 for girls and 7 to 16 for boys. 10. Fucking yellow Lance Armstrong bracelets and all the other gay one's that arrived shortly thereafter. 11. This <3 is not a heart. Please quit using it. 12. "A" and "LOT" are two separate words, bitches. Type them as such. Ok, my strength has been sapped. More to come later fer sher. lean back<<\|>>jump ahead Moi I'm 23 years OLD, 5'7", dark blonde, skinny, working on a butt, and, lately, quite a work-aholic. more? Warm Fuzzies bunnies cool breezes wife beaters (the shirts, not the people) Scott Weiland high heels Petra Nemcova Check Minus Mischa Barton Japanese-esque cartoons Cameron Diaz (aka Skelator) sweltering heat tying shoes Current Song in My Head Black Betty (bowrm bu bowrm ohOH Black Betty. . .)